Sprinkler Alarms
You Know You’re a Drunkard When (Part. 3 of ? Shortened)?
Ok here’s another ten;
Willys cynical thought for the day;
I’m NOT old; I just have more freaking yesterdays than y’all do!
Bartenders call you when you’ve been absent for more than two days.
Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock.
You wake up in a strange city not knowing how you got there, and the three other guys don’t know either.
You need help getting the breathalyzer in the right hole.
You lost a fistfight with yourself.
It takes two shots of schnapps to wash the taste of Breathalyzer out of your mouth.
You like to stop for a drink on the way to the fridge to get a beer.
You went on vacation for two weeks and the owner of your regular bar had his boat repossessed.
You’ve asked a bartender to “freshen up” your shot glass.
Bars call in their off-duty bartenders when you walk in the door.
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
The question here, again, is how to get into a girl’s panties!
Well in answer to your actual question – if you want to get into a girls panties then you should either;
a. Walk into the nearest superstore and purchase a pair of frilly girls knicks. Take them home, snip out the label and put one leg through each hole. Then pull them up until they are snugly fitted around your bal** and your bum!
b. Tell your friends that you are doing a sponsored “wash-day” and get them to drop off all their laundry at your house. Sort through it all, choose a pair of girls knicks that you like, wash and dry them, then slip them on as indicated above.
Why you are so obsessed with getting ‘into’ a girls pants I don’t know?! LOL!!
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