I need some top-notch April Fool’s Day pranks to pull on my father.?

Okay, here’s the situation. Me, my sisters, and my mother are leaving for San Fransisco on Sunday the 30th. We are leaving at 6 am. My dad doesn’t work on the weekends, if that helps at all. We always gang up on him for April Fools. Anyway, we need some amazing pranks to pull. I don’t care how mean they are, just give me something good. These are what I already have thought of:
•Saran wrap over the toilet seat
•Vaseline on toilet flusher
•Swap red beans for aspirin/ibuprofen
•Swap sugar and salt
•Before we leave on Sunday, set all alarm clocks in the house to 2am
•Leave a bunch of annoying messages on the phone when he’s a work (from SF, on our cell phone)
lets put it this way: im younger than 14. i dont think the pregnant one would work.
>.<
We need SIMPLE, easy to do pranks. Similar to the ones I've listed.
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just tell him your pregnant.

EDIT: Oh it will work. Girls now are really getting preg. at your age anyway.

Tom Waits – Red Shoes By The Drugstore

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