So the seriously tempremental fire alarm’s going off again do I……..?

1. Bother to go outside and join the assembly in the freezing cold.
2. Sit back with a coffee and enjoy the 15 minute break on Yahoo answers.
Feel free to offer your own suggestions

Enjoy the 15 minute break, but use your time more wisely. Go into each of your co-workers offices/cubes and tape their pencils and pens to the cup holders, turn the keyboards upside down and change their names on their cards to names like “sneezy, droopy, goofy…”

Fire Alarm – LeBlanc @ Kick Butt Coffee, the Triangle, Austin, TX, 9.26.09

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DTC-975BKN Automatic Brew and Serve Coffee Maker- Black $99.95 Now you can enjoyed piping hot, full-flavored coffee in style. This handsome coffee maker from Cuisinart features a good-looking brushed stainless steel carafe that keeps coffee hot for 12 hours. The patented brew-through and pour-through lid means coffee means less mess. Totally programmable, this coffee maker can be started any time during a 24-hour cycle. Loaded with useful features like Brew Pause, automatic shutoff, brewing complete alarm and a #4 paper filter starter kit.

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